A duck joke

What do you call a duck with no feet?



Bob.

Conversation: gtalk

~

B: well. comin back. im tryin the arundathi roy and sashi tharoor bits now

R: ok. ko problem again. -_-

B: wht abt her again

R: What about who?

B: arundathi roy

R: Umm

rep at UN

she did

us

B: she did us?

wht the fuck does tht mean

R: She represented us at the UN

B: did she now

cant we keep her out of this

jus talk abt SASHI THAROOR

ok see whether u like this

R: Sashi Tharoor is a she?

No she's not

B: i know that

R: I mean

he's not

~

Lesson no. 11987?

What do you do when you write out an entire post which takes you about an hour only to realize it's full of things you would just not tell anyone?

Laugh and Save it somewhere safe.

In summary: Life is funny, you are not grown up as long as you think you are and that song WILL play when you look at THOSE photos.

Ah, Murphy.